I can now openly say it and without any hesitation too
I HAVE LOST IT
Am not joking even.
Day after tomorrow I have my Mid term exams coming up and I have already wasted a day trying to holiday, and the amount of work or studies done is Zero. And on top of that I am now committing the Sin of Sins.
Am dreaming about having SEX!!!!!!!
I will repeat : I HAVE LOST IT.
But it's not my fault. I never had it and my friends too keep talking about it. ASSHOLES. These are the couple of voices having a discussion over this ultimate issue. And the following are given below :
Voice # 1 : Man, She's so cute & sexy. So the idea definitely holds good.
Voice # 2 : Shits! Shame on you for having such unholy thoughts! And when the hell are you going to sit and study?
Voice # 1 (ignoring Voice # 1) : I mean, just imagine, she is so hot off the bed, what she'll be on bed. Totally wild!!
Voice # 2 : You are for sure going to burn in the hot oil pot in the hell. You holy fool!
Voice # 1 : Stuff it will you! And Look it this way - I can even get my revenge about the day she had insulted me 11 times in a row. Now I'll make it 15 times in a row. That will teach her a lesson to mess around with simple, honest and a down to earth boy like me.
Voice # 2 : Hmmm..... Sorry, but which planet are you from? What makes you think YOU can do it 15 times in a row. Do you think you will be able to handle even one.
Voice # 1 : I can fake it. Simple as a pie! I just want to have my revenge then I will dump her and move on to the greener pastures. Isn't it a good idea.
Voice # 3 : And remember she even called you a Kidoo the other day.
Voice # 2 : Who the fuck are you now?
Voice # 1 (to Voice # 3) : You are absolutlely right. She is a confirmed bitch......and a hottie as well.
Voice # 2 (to Voice # 3) : Dude, I am aiming for transformation here. So buzz off from where ever you came.
Voice # 3 (ignoring Voice # 2) : Yeah!! You should make her burn in the hell for it.
Voice # 1 : Yeah! Thats so true.... And am not even going to contribute for the 500 bucks room for just a 30 mins fuck. I mean give me a break. She is the one who is so desparate, no matter how hard she tries to deny it.
Voice # 2 : Is anyone listening to me!!!
Voice # 1 & 3 : NO WE ARE NOT!!
Voice # 1 : So where were we? Right- the fuck. Remember what she said the other day? VIRGINS ARE GOOD. How many virgins ( or guys for that matter) she must have nailed so far? Any guesses?
Voice # 3 : Dozen or so? Lets hold that as an average, should we.
Voice # 1 : Yeah! BITCH!! But it's not bad if you think of it. Who better to have sex than with an professional? I'll practise with her, till I am perfect myself. Haha. That should be a laugh.
Voice # 3 : Now that seems to be a practical idea!
Voice # 1 : Hmm.... I don't think so. I mean she is a sweet girl. Yeah, she is preety hot and cute too, but she is too sweet. I don't want to hurt her.
Voice # 2 : What am I hearing? God are you still up there?
Voice # 3 : Ahh....hmm.....ok, if you say so. Anyways, got to leave. bye.
Voice # 1 : Hey, wait a minute!!
Voice # 2 : (rudely) Let that ass go! Can't you see he's trying to corrupt you.
Voice # 1 : But HE did'nt put the idea of sex in me.
Voice # 2 : Well, what about some self respect. How about not being just another guy that girl is going to ruin.
Voice # 1 : Aww.... but she is so cute. And this time she wont be nailing a virgin. A virgin will be nailing her and that too 15 times in a row.
Voice # 2 : Awwk..... This is really hopeless.
And that's the way, my general thought process seems to be going. Man, I am so confuesed. What am I supposed to do? Life for sure is going through lots of up's & down's these days.
Anyways have loads of assignments and also my exams approaching. So basically I should be studying and should stop dreaming about SEX!!!
